This summer I swore to all my friends I was DTR (a slure on DTF that replaced 'fuck' with 'romance'). I am a hopeless romantic and a sucker for flattery. But clearly nothing, and I mean NOTHING happened this summer. So My roommates and I have been complaining a lot recently about our love life (more like EXTREME lack of) and blaming the opposite sex for their stupidity or perhaps their pure aloofness of the entire topic. Yes, I admit, we were being extremely harsh but come on.. (these examples of stories we told each other) are you seriously going to fondle another girl (which so happens to be one of my new friends I just introduced you to) right in front of me? When the last time I saw you we hooked up and actually was going to confess I liked you? Or better yet, another scenario: we are texting since last semester and the after finally getting the guts to invite you over to hang out without all the partying and drinking to get in the way... You don't even text me until TWO days later and all you have to say is, 'Yo'. Yo?! Wow. I wasn't even worth a proper greeting, let alone an encouraging comment about how the night went or what's going on with me today. And since when have you EVER started a conversation with 'Yo'? Either I have a serious issue (because something surely has to be wrong with me and not every guy I encounter) or you, child are socially inept.
So, I have given up on guys and I am going to become a nun. Or a lesbian. Which I think some guys would grossly be attracted to, so nun sounds good to me. Anyways, here is an adorable video that puts all my interests in a 9 minutes video: film, fashion, makeup, music, dancing, and love. Enjoy!
-M.
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